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Angry Asian Restaurant Brocccoli Prank

Released

April 23, 2017

Video Length

4:27

Views

400,100

Characters Featured

Buk Lau, Russell Johnson

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Angry Asian Restaurant Broccoli Prank is an OwnagePranks video uploaded on April 23, 2017.

Summary Edit

Buk calls up a poorly rated Chinese restaurant to ask them if he can borrow some broccoli - because he ran out this morning. It seems like this guy isn't really willing to share, despite Buk's best efforts.

Transcript Edit

Call 1 Edit

Owner: Hello?

Buk: Duh hello??

Owner: Yeah.

Buk: I'm BAAAAACK.

Owner: HAH?!

Buk: Y- Yeah- Ha Hello! This issa BUK LULU calling from the Mongey CHILESE RESTAURANT uhh, next door?

Owner: Where next door?

Buk: I- I working VERY CROSE TO YOU, I have a ONE PROBRAM, I want to ask you if you can help me with dat one?

Owner: wha you nee?

Buk: I- I run out of duh BROCCOLI youlo? I have a no BROCCORI and everybody want to ORDUH DUH FOOD you know like- like DUH BEEF AND THE BROCCORI ALL DUH CHILESE FOOD AND THE BROCCORI BUT I HAVE A NO BROCCORI, you understand?

Owner: No no, we don't have broccoli.

Buk: I KNOW. But you have some for me, look. Can I borrow just TWO POUNDEY?

Owner: Hmm?! No no, I need it.

Buk: I- I- I- I- I... BUT I PAY YOU DUH MONEY, youlo? I come just get a coup-

Owner: No, no. I know! I know yeah listen, I can't because for I need to use it. Sorry- Okay?

Buk: OHHHHHHHHH. BUH HUH. BUT OKAY, but can I like a JUST A SMALL LIKE-A...

Owner: *hangs up*

Buk: HELLO?!

Ownage: *laughs*

Call 2 Edit

Owner: Hello?

Buk: Uh yeah, herro. What happen? Duh telephone- it- it crosing youlo?

Owner: NO! I TOLD YOU, LISTEN, I CAN'T SELL FOR YOU, I NEED THE BROCCOLI.

Buk: I KNOW OKAY, WUH- WUTABOUTA BUK CHOY? You have- YOU HAVE SOME BUK CHOY?

Owner: NO. NOTHING Duh dere issa no company- company no bring it.

Buk: OHHHHHHH...

Owner: Where you go- they are buy the store.

Buk: Kay, but- wha- wuh- WHAT IF I PAY YOU-

Owner: *hangs up*

Buk: HELLO?!?!

Ownage: *laughs*

Call 3 Edit

Owner: Hello?

Buk: Uhh, RrrISTEN YOU STINGEY LITTLE SHIT. Can I just have-a ONE BUCKET PREASE of duh BROCCORI JUST TO BORROW IT YOULO? MY BUSIRESS IS GOING DOWNHILL youlo? I have to make DUH FOOD.

Owner: NO! I TOLD YOU SIR!

Buk: I KNOW BUT-

Owner: I TOLD YOU I CAN'T GIVE YOU LESS- SUN LEE.

Buk: JUST A ONE OKAY?!

Owner: I AM MOBILITY.

Buk: JUST ONE PIECE.

Owner: Ehh crazy...*hangs up*

Buk: I'M CRAY?! LAM YE MUDAFUCKING GUY.

Ownage: *laughs*

Call 4 Edit

Owner: Hello?

Buk: HERRO?! PREASE OKAY?! I just- I want to be REASONABLE, I will help you. NEXT TIME YOU NEED HELP I WILL HELP YOU, Okay? What do you tink about that?

Owner: NO. I, CAN'T, I CAN'T GIVE YEW.

Buk: BUT ROOK. You're not being REASONABLE, you're being VERY MEAN TO ME, okay? YOU HURTA MY FEERING. You understand? YOU HURTA MY FEEEEEERING, youlo?

Owner: ...*hangs up*

Buk: Mudafucking bullshit!

Call 5 Edit

Owner: YES SIR?

Buk: MY BUSIRESS IS SUFFERING, OKAY? YOU CAN'T HELP YOUR FELLOW CHILESE FAMIRY?! NOBODY WANT TO BUY MY FOOD, I NEED TO GET SOME BROCCORI, you understand?

Owner: HEY. YOU CALL ME AGAIN?! I CALL POLICE, OKAY?!

Buk: I'M GONNA COME-

Owner: I DON'T WANNA HELP YOU, OKAY?!

Buk: I'M GONNA COME THERE TONIGHT, I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR CHOY SUM, YOUR BAMBOO SHOOT, YOUR RONG BEAN.

Owner: *hangs up*

Buk: MUDA FUCKA.

Call 6 Edit

Owner: Hello?

Buk: Yeah, can I talk to duh manager prease?

Owner: YEAH, I'se MANAGER. What happen?

Buk: NO. But there's no-

Owner: I- I TOLD YOU ISSA NO- DON'T CALL- OKAY?!

Buk: No, buta there has to be SOMEBODY ELSE, YOU ARE s- TOO SUHTUHPID FOR DIS, youlo? LAM YE MUDAFUCKING BULLSHIT.

Owner: WHAT YOU MEAN WORK WITH YOU?! FACKING ???? *hangs up*

Buk: Uhh YOU KNOW-... WHAT DO YOU SAY?!

Ownage: *laughs* I'm so dead...

Call 7 Edit

Owner: YES SIR?! CRAZY YEAH?!

Buk: ROOK. CAN YOU JUST APOLOGIZE TO ME MAN?! FOR BEING SO RUDE?! I TRY- I SPEND-

Owner: WHAT?! I TOLD YOU

Buk: MUDA FUCKA. MUDA, FUC KA

Owner: FUCK ON A- FUCKA YOU, FUCK

Buk: YOU SUCKA MY COCK TODAY

Owner: ARE YOU CRAZY?! HUH?! FUCK

Buk: YOU CRAZY, YOU DON'T WANT THE BEEF AND THE BROCCORI?!

Owner: *hangs up*

Buk: FUCKING BULLSHIT

Ownage: *laughs*

Call 8 Edit

Owner: *BOOP*

Russell: Yeah, I wanted to come in today, with a party OF EIGHT. Uhm... Do you guys have space there today?

Owner: Eight people? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

Russell: Okay, great. Uhh I actually- I ju- I just went to a Chinese place down the street, I was tryna make an order but we had to, like, get up because I guess they don't have the right ingredients? We wanted to get some like- Beef and Broccoli dishes, some orange chicken, but, mainly I guess the beef and broccoli dish, are you guys- Do you guys have that dish there?

Owner: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're gonna place it in a BIG one. It's in a- any- for a couple- thirty people, or fourty people is fine.

Russell: Oh wow! So you- you have enough BROCCOLI for fourty people? (In background) Hey guys -guys... We could go to this place. They- They got- They got it, I think, beef and broccoli

Owner: Do you- Do you know my adress?

Buk: (In background) WAIT A MINUTE. You- YOU TALKING TO MY- (On phone) HAH- HELLO?! Ehh YOU TRY TO STEAL MY BUSIRESS. You- SAM BOO DEE WANT TO COME TO- FROM MY PLACE TO YOUR PLACE?!

Russell: (In background) H- Hold on, let me back-

Owner: Uwa?

Buk: Ehh, H- HOW CAN YOU- You tell me you don't have-a broccoli, right?

Owner: Wait, one moment- I NEED USING THE BROCCOLI I CAN'T SELL YOU.

Buk: YOU LIED TO ME

Owner: Yeah, I TOLD YOU

Buk: You know, you can't- JUST GIVE A RITTLE BIT, you know?

Owner: *hangs up*

Buk: JUST A RITTLE BIT, JUST A SMALL PIECE, youlo?... HALLO?!

Ownage: *laughs*

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