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Buk Onaji Lau[1] (born Buk Lau (北区 刘) is an Asian persona who commonly goes by the name Buk Lulu. He is the most popular persona out of 9 different characters. His current job is owning a chinese restaurant. He is known for complaining about the littlest useless things like not the right flavor, not having broccoli at his Chinese restaurant, his fortune cookie has a bad fortune ect. He likes asking soulless no-lifes retail working if they want his "tootsie roll", "noodle", "ding dong" (penis names). He is also a girl and a boy, if the victim thinks it's a girl it's a girl, if they think it's a boy it's a boy. 

TrivaEdit

Buk Lau is the most popular caller.  

  • He is commonly confused for being a woman and is referred to as, "Ma'am"  
  • He likes discounts in Chinese cuisines and is both Chinese and Vietnamese.  
  • His favorite country is Vietnam  
  • He has a crush on an Asian real estate agent named Betty.  

Quotes Edit

"Like a somebooooodee fuc u bic! I het uuuu"

"De Asian Beeple youlo?"

"Fak you alreeeaadeh"

"Duh hello?"

"maddafakking asshore guy!"

"I need SOMEBOOOOOOOOODEE to help me!"

"Shit, I need a big ordar today."

"FYE HUNDRED DOLLARS I give you FYE HUNDRED!"

"Yo' GRANMAHDUH VEDY OLD LYKE RAYSIN."

"YOU BIC BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

"My noodle/tootsie roll/ding dong so small!"

"Do you hear yourself muddafucka?"

"How dare you make fun of my tootsie roll"

"OOOOHHH MYYY GAT!"

"The coke in stock not cock!"

The cock in stock!:

"I shove fortune cookie up your aaaa"

"AH-LAM-YAY-MOH-YAY"

"Like-a-SOMEBOOOOOOODEEH!"

"BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, a let me hear you say WAAYYO!"

"I FAK YO MAAADUH"

"YOU FUKFUK GUY I HEHT YOU!"

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References Edit

  1. https://youtu.be/0-24tAUOWkE