Rakesh Cristoval

Rakesh Kardashian-West
Gender	Male
Hair	Black
Ethnicity	Indian
Popularity	3rd
Date of Birth	October 2, 1972 (age 49)
First appearance	June 14, 2008
Sweatshop Badge Number	625PEASANTB
Profession	Supervising Supervisor

Rakesh Cristoval Panjit Qor Johnson Kardashian-West also known by his aliases “Panjeet”, and “Katan Chan Bantu” is an Indian man who is well known for his prank call in "Angry Indian Restaurant Prank". He is often contacted as the methodical mastermind behind an operation, who gives opportunity for recourse to the victim before he advances through predetermined "stages" of action.

Character

Rakesh's occupations range from a stereotypical Indian call center representative, to a goat farmer, to a sweatshop worker, to a worker with the food company Sysco, and even a Craigs List advertiser! He comes from a large Indian family and has 4 cousins who work as scammers in Bangalore.

Vocabulary

His most prominent feature is his use of the word "motheryucker" or "mutharyar" or "mother ugly" or a word close to it and claims that it is not a bad word simply because of the letter substitution. He is also known to react angrily to Indian people through this common phrase. He also occasionally uses gibberish sentences (Variants of Hippity Hoppitus) that usually leaves the person he's speaking to silent and confused. "Can I talk to somebody who can tell me about the happily hippity skilly hoppity screen saver?" One of his favorite insults is to call someone a "bhenchod" which translates to "sister fucker" in Hindi. He also tends to use the phrase "not gord" when he is upset about something. His favourite song is “Mundian Te Bach Ke” by Punjabi MC and he wishes to learn to play it on the tablas.

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Rakesh is a big fan of the Indian dish Chicken Tikka Masala and always talks about making and eating it. He also uses it as a body part euphemism for penis much like Abdo uses "kaboobies" to refer to cleavage. Rakesh also enjoys eating "hot doggies", particularly from 7/11, even though they tend to make him sick and go "boom boom boom" on the toilet when he gets food poisoning. Rakesh also seems to be a big fan of yoga which keeps him flexible and in shape. He also has an extremely odd goat fetish that is mentioned in several pranks even owning the website Goatfucker.net.

Rakesh wearing the limited edition Hippity Hoppitus t-shirt.

Prank Victims

• Angry Indian Restaurant
• Bill
• Cameron (stage 2 victim)
• Conor's father
• James Brown (IRS scammer)
• Jimmy Jordan (IRS scammer)
• John (cellphone scam victim)
• Mo
• Richard
• Virat
• Zack

Quotes

• "Listen mother chod, put me 2 samosa in the fryer I'll be there right now":
• "BATASKILLIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAPAKALA DONUT!"
• "Mother clucker"
• "Mother Yucker MOTHER FUCKER Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon't talk to me like that."
• "So basically the MD5 is re-routing in the MAJOOGILY of the OC3 Optical Line rite?"
• I F*** TO YOU MOTHAR B****!
• I LOVE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAT >:)
• "Will I be receiving it from the front or the back?"
• "How big is your hot doggie?"
• "My cousin Harneet I have been chasing him on my razor scooter!"
• "Okay, so it's 625-... -- 625?? -- Yes, bhenchod, 625."
• "...829-madarchodar-2."
• "Kapatilay Donut"
• "Donutting!"
• "Rollar Koaster riiiite?"
• "K, so how does it feel to spend 9-5 trying to scam people you mother BITCH!?"
• "Happe skilia hapa Kala donut!"
• "Mother Yaaaar"
• "Hallo?"
• "Hippity Hoppitus!"
• "Mother Choddar"
• "Doooooooooooooon't talk to me like thaat'"
• "Not good, right?"
• "Hayamla skillyaaaaaaa hapakala DONUT!"
• "Let it out Motheryaar, let it out!"
• "You are my b****, right nao!"
• "Ok, give me the kiss."
• "Errdite no'"
• "Stop it! Stop it!"
• "Oooooooooooooooooooooohh!!!!"
• "Oh, my god[s]!"
• "O, my God. O, my GooOOooOOooOOooOOd....."
• "Aaalright"
• "ooOOOooOoooOOoooo"
• "Tanks!"
• "Aryupki!"
• "Welcome to Stage 2...."
• "You don't want to go to Stage 3..."
• "Mimmya Ka Poolya Ka Tapa Killya!!"
• "M.C. Punjavi"
• "Do you have a big b***sack like me?"
• "Ok, bhenchode"
• "Do the gay tings"
• "1 Curry tikka masala"
• "Hippity Hoppitus"
• "Crispitus."
• "Can I talk to somebody who can tell me abouting..."
• "YOU WILL SEE THE WRATH OF RAKESH!!"
• "Razer scooter right no"
• "Netflixitus and chill"
• “Mother Clucker!”
• "A WOT?!"
• "Nutting..."

Trivia

• Rakesh is the very first voice that Ownage used in a prank call published on YouTube.
• One of his names are "Kardashian" and "West" a reference to the couple
• Rakesh likes to wear merch
• His voice tends to get deep when's either angry, serious, or at any time.